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Post  jjjach on Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:02 am

This is for anyone with any problems.Or anyone who wants to let off steam,i'm here to talk to. Very Happy
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Post  Pokertrev on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:19 am

Why can't I win with pocket Aces? Smile
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Post  jjjach on Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:32 am

Hi trev,uncle jj here,that is an easy one.I jammed with A4 and got called by AA and i hit a str.I jammed with AJ within an hour on the same table and got called by AA.I hit a str.Close your eyes and jam ffs.Who am i paul jackson lol.This post was about problems in life,what the fxxxk do i know about poker lol.Hope you will take my advise and incorporate it in your game.Uncle jj.
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Post  Pokertrev on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:14 pm

Problems in life? - Poker is my life haha Smile

I have some frozen burgers in the freezer - Do you think I should eat them or not?

What are your thoughts on Horse Meat.....is it really that bad?
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Post  jjjach on Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:12 am

Hi trev, uncle jj here,if the horses are english then yes.If they are french no.In england we treat our animals like people but in france they treat their people like animals.What am i trying to say you may ask.I haven't got a clue so burger off lol.
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Vicki Coren

Post  FlyingDagg on Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:17 am

Hi Uncle jj. what do you think my chances are of victoria Coren divorcing David Mitchell and marrying me?
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Post  Pokertrev on Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:00 am

FlyingDagg wrote:Hi Uncle jj. what do you think my chances are of victoria Coren divorcing David Mitchell and marrying me?

More chance of my Aces holding up imo Smile
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Post  jjjach on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:04 am

Hi dagg,sorry mate no chance she is well in love innit.Then again she did ask me to marry her.This was last year and i forgot it was leap year where woman can ask men ro marry them.So when she went down on one knee in front of me i wasn't expecting a marriage proposal...........lol.
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Post  GELDY on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:09 pm

cafe I am in is advertising it's donkey stew. that's what happens when you put a French chef in rural China!
So jj what do I say when he suggests I try it?

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Post  jjjach on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:51 pm

Hi geldy a French chef in china must be lost...Donkey stew in china,in Essex we call it jeffter stew lol.Dont eat in a café where there is a French chef serving donkey stew.The French eat horse not donkey so don't be an ass lol.
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Post  GELDY on Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:25 pm

ok,
so he is French/Spanish but regards himself as being more Spanish!
to avoid the donkey I had his other top recommendation - ostrich carpaccio.
remarkably good - I would recommend it.
tried to send you some photos but they stayed this side of the great firewall of China.

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Post  jjjach on Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:25 pm

Hi geldy,first he was French now he's Spanish.First it was donkey then it is ostrich.You want to stop drinking the Tsingtao beer.Ok 1: why would a Frenchman want to be a Spaniard? 2: why would you think it's ok to eat ostrich and not donkey?Then again when you have stew it's hard to tell what meat is in it,as it was originally eaten as a poor mans meal.Meat was to expensive so vegtables were the main stay.Still you must think I've been on the beer as I talk so much sxxt lol.Next time you visit the café make sure you ask for this - pig lol
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Post  JEFFTER on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:04 am

JEFFTER STEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
REVENGE WILL BE SWEET MARTINI
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Post  jjjach on Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:24 am

JEFF YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME lol!
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Post  Pokertrev on Thu May 30, 2013 4:17 am

If you qualify and win SPT Brum - what will you do with all the dosh? Smile
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Post  jjjach on Thu May 30, 2013 4:32 am

Wow 8k is so much money.I'd probably treat a couple of guys from TPT.I'd buy jeffter a new gti tractor with the go faster stripes....I'd also buy steel a pub with a Chinese menu.....As for you trev i'd buy you 3 javelins for when you get drunk on darts night,you'll never miss the board....As for myself i'd buy a new poker book, as my How to be a winning cash player by Phil Helmuth is not paying dividends lol.
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Post  Pokertrev on Thu May 30, 2013 5:07 am

Do you ever play cash though jj?

Thought it was MTT's mainly? Probly why the book is no good lol.
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